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Oh, hello there. I didn't see you. What's that? You want to know a little bit about myself. Oh, there's not much to say. I guess I'll start with my brief, yet greatly educational experience with the native tribe of Portiguanana. The plane landed a bit late due to a delay from a thunderstorm above the airport I departed from. I was welcomed with both praise and disdain as there were two factions of the tribe and each had a particularly different veiw of me. Needless to say I had fallen in love with the daughter of the chief. They called her, and I hope I am pronouncing this right, "Stoopid" which I learned means "beautiful." Despite our language boundaries, tribal custom, and about forty years age difference we still managed to convince the rest of the tribe to accept that our love is real through a long coming-of-age ritual and getting the highscore on Guitar Hero II. In the end, the evil faction learned their lesson and I married Stoopid. Three weeks later (Chuck won the pool) we got divorced due to irreconciliable differences (I wanted to continue to explore the world and she wanted to settle down somewhere and have her diaper changed). Women. Oh well-
Up! Sounds like someone is at the door. I do not want to leave them waiting. Won't you join me some other time to share more stories?

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